||[Mar. 1st, 2007|03:49 pm]
I was lying in bed with my wife last night and the following exchange took place:|
Her: You're thinking about zombies, aren't you?
Me: How did you know?
Her: You had that look.
Me: You could tell by my 'look' that I was thinking about zombies, even in the dark and without your glasses on?
This is about the best reason I can think of for having a wife.
Unfortunately, it's also a great reason NOT to have a husband, so it prolly won't appear on a greeting card anytime soon.