March 1st, 2007



I was lying in bed with my wife last night and the following exchange took place:

Her: You're thinking about zombies, aren't you?

Me: How did you know?

Her: You had that look.

Me: You could tell by my 'look' that I was thinking about zombies, even in the dark and without your glasses on?

Her: Yes.

This is about the best reason I can think of for having a wife.

Unfortunately, it's also a great reason NOT to have a husband, so it prolly won't appear on a greeting card anytime soon.