February 13th, 2006


My Wonder-Con Report.

There are answers given to men, answers from which women will forever be sheltered. Such answers have nothing to do with our origins or destiny, but they are nonetheless secret and terrifying, and can change a man deep in his spirit. I learned such an answer this past weekend.

Specifically, the answer to the question,"How do stormtroopers pee?"

Thus concludes my convention report.